Oxford University Association Football Club

Relapsed gambling addict David (which he prefers to Dave) is nicknamed 'The Temple' because that is what his body is. Robbo uses his chiseled torso to make a bit of cash on the side posing nude for life drawing classes (Really). Unfortunately, of late more and more of that money has been finding its way into the pockets of some of Oxfords most dubious bookmakers at the local dog track.

For further information on Dave, or to book a modelling session, see his homepage which he updates regularly (http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~davidr).
If David doesn't reply he can always be contacted by telegrams sent to Worcester bar c/o Tony the Barman.

Incidentally, no, that is not a mistake on his matriculation year and David will be around for a lot longer yet as he has started talking about post-doctoral business, meaning the students of Headington Girls School will be living in fear for some time yet of his roving eye and wandering hand.

Rumours of a 2 year girlfriend emanating from long-term lab partner Ben 'Foxy the Fox' Fox, remain unsubstantiated as David continues to deny them despite what many people on the facebook think.

Dave has a first author Science paper (http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/292/5519/1145) to his name. The first paragraph reads thus:

"Analysis of broadband teleseismic data shows that the 18 June 2000 Wharton Basin earthquake, a moment magnitude 7.8 intraplate event in the region of diffuse deformation separating the Indian and Australian plates, consisted of two subevents that simultaneously ruptured two near-conjugate planes. ...The larger subevent occurred on a fossil fracture zone, with a relatively high stress drop of about 20 megapascals, showing that large stresses can accumulate in regions of distributed deformation."

Dave, we salute you, either because you can understand such geektalk, or because you are the champion of bullshit.

Dave's new role as OUAFC president involves Gestapo-style policing of ouafc.com biographies.

Scientists now believe that the first known tear in the space time continuum can be observed surrounding the Temple's temple. The tear causes David's hair to be eternally anchored in the 1992 boyband era, whilst the rest of him ages at the normal rate.

Relapsed gambling addict David (which he prefers to Dave) is nicknamed 'The Temple' because that is what his body is. Robbo uses his chiseled torso to make a bit of cash on the side posing nude for life drawing classes (Really). Unfortunately, of late more and more of that money has been finding its way into the pockets of some of Oxfords most dubious bookmakers at the local dog track.

For further information on Dave, or to book a modelling session, see his homepage which he updates regularly (http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~davidr).
If David doesn't reply he can always be contacted by telegrams sent to Worcester bar c/o Tony the Barman.

Incidentally, no, that is not a mistake on his matriculation year and David will be around for a lot longer yet as he has started talking about post-doctoral business, meaning the students of Headington Girls School will be living in fear for some time yet of his roving eye and wandering hand.

Rumours of a 2 year girlfriend emanating from long-term lab partner Ben 'Foxy the Fox' Fox, remain unsubstantiated as David continues to deny them despite what many people on the facebook think.

Dave has a first author Science paper (http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/292/5519/1145) to his name.

Dave's new role as OUAFC president involves Gestapo-style policing of ouafc.com biographies.

Scientists now believe that the first known tear in the space time continuum can be observed surrounding the Temple's temple. The tear causes David's hair to be eternally anchored in the 1992 boyband era, whilst the rest of him ages at the normal rate.

Relapsed gambling addict David (which he prefers to Dave) is nicknamed 'The Temple' because that is what his body is. Robbo uses his chiseled torso to make a bit of cash on the side posing nude for life drawing classes (Really). Unfortunately, of late more and more of that money has been finding its way into the pockets of some of Oxfords most dubious bookmakers at the local dog track.

For further information on Dave, or to book a modelling session, see his homepage which he updates regularly (http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~davidr).
If David doesn't reply he can always be contacted by telegrams sent to Worcester bar c/o Tony the Barman.

Incidentally, no, that is not a mistake on his matriculation year and David will be around for a lot longer yet as he has started talking about post-doctoral business, meaning the students of Headington Girls School will be living in fear for some time yet of his roving eye and wandering hand.

Rumours of a 2 year girlfriend emanating from long-term lab partner Ben 'Foxy the Fox' Fox, remain unsubstantiated as David continues to deny them despite what many people on the facebook think.

Dave has a first author Science paper (http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/292/5519/1145) to his name.

Dave's new role as OUAFC president involves Gestapo-style policing of ouafc.com biographies.

Relapsed gambling addict David (which he prefers to Dave) is nicknamed 'The Temple' because that is what his body is. Robbo uses his chiseled torso to make a bit of cash on the side posing nude for life drawing classes (Really). Unfortunately, of late more and more of that money has been finding its way into the pockets of some of Oxfords most dubious bookmakers at the local dog track.

For further information on Dave, or to book a modelling session, see his homepage which he updates regularly (http://www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~davidr).
If David doesn't reply he can always be contacted by telegrams sent to Worcester bar c/o Tony the Barman.

Incidentally, no, that is not a mistake on his matriculation year and David will be around for a lot longer yet as he has started talking about post-doctoral business, meaning the students of Headington Girls School will be living in fear for some time yet of his roving eye and wandering hand.

Rumours of a 2 year girlfriend emanating from long-term lab partner Ben 'Foxy the Fox' Fox, remain unsubstantiated as David continues to deny them despite what many people on the facebook think.

Dave has a first author Science paper (http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/292/5519/1145) to his name.

Relapsed gambling addict David (which he prefers to Dave) is nicknamed 'The Temple' because that is what his body is. Robbo uses his chiseled torso to make a bit of cash on the side posing nude for life drawing classes (Really). Unfortunately, of late more and more of that money has been finding its way into the pockets of some of Oxfords most dubious bookmakers at the local dog track.

For further information on Dave, or to book a modelling session, see his homepage which he updates regularly (www.earth.ox.ac.uk/~davidr).
If David doesn't reply he can always be contacted by telegrams sent to Worcester bar c/o Tony the Barman.

Incidentally, no, that is not a mistake on his matriculation year and David will be around for a lot longer yet as he has started talking about post-doctoral business, meaning the students of Headington Girls School will be living in fear for some time yet of his roving eye and wandering hand.

Rumours of a 2 year girlfriend emanating from long-term lab partner Ben 'Foxy the Fox' Fox, remain unsubstantiated as David continues to deny them despite what many people on the facebook think.

Dave has a first author Science paper (www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/292/5519/1145) to his name.